dey be thinkin im dead but dead is just subjective maybe im alive and i just forot how to log on!!??? anyway TOMMY always gon be here i aint even gon make dis into a “OH SHIT HIZ BACK” post cuz its like dat always, yknow. im just dat black. well not relly cuz im not black im actually chinky but who gives a fuck.
anyway im been gettin sum emails about my blog n shit and pppl askin me why i dont be doin my YOTUBE CLIP O DA WEEK anymore, and wy i dont tell my storiez n shit, funny stuffs. beasically i been workin with HUNKTY so hardkor that i havent had much time to put my non-musical thoughts together. i have so many previoews here for yoall it aint even funny, i mean i have so many previews here, and i get a music boner for all of them when I press play, but i really wanna make my audio debut for you guys somethin special. my mixtape tracklist is slightly different now, we got some new sutff which had to make it in becuz of recent news and stuff, so we’ll tell you about that soon! also, get ready for a MINI INTERVIEW with HUNKTY HIMSELF here soon!!
so basically whenever i was in tha studio rockin out n shit i was thinkin DAMN NIGGAZ I NEED TO BE GETTIN MY SHIT OUT THERE STILL, thinkin bout you guys all alone n it was a total BONERKILL. like those times when you think about how fkcen hot ms doubrfire looked when you was a kid den you was told she was a fcen man (WHY WAS THERE A DRESS THEN!>>>?) so i figured i better get back here and start talkin to yall again with some STORIEZ n CLIP O DA WEEKS an shit.
my absolut CLIP O DA WEEK, dis gurl can really wrap. i mean if she was without man i would california roll her coin purse until she was broked, then we’d handstand sum cymbals with her tongue inside my clavichord while i injected my finger at ten speed rotations into her exhaust pipe(s). right after we’d hit a lil bit o tocuhy touchy, den I re-errupt my vesuveus so that i can burn all her villages with molten lava which would really fire up her express postage slips. if you know what i mean.
also, if yall wanna send sum messages of condolenses to LIL’ WEEZY, drop em in da comments, i can get em right to him for ya!!! we been listen to rebirth around the offices all week, its great, best album in last few months, 2010 may haves it weinner of music!!!
oh and soon i wanna talk to y’all about fUzZy GuMdRoP dUnLoP lOvE, my new music collective! imma introduce you to dose homies soon, thats somethin different to my music here for y;all, and so it deseres a little diffen topci postment.
my next post wil be the frst in a new series; STORIEZ FROM THA STUDIO, which will be released constantly now while we record my alum!! so much funny shitz happenin while were recording dis badboy, so i think its best if I keep yall up to date and immortalise my epic moments!!
catch yall on THA FLIPSIDE. hitmebackjusttochattrulyyoursyourbiggestfanthisiscaocao.
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