yo watssup its ya boi CAOCAO in ya head again like he neva left just hangin wit ma hookaz and sniffin some blo. anyways gotta funny az fuck story again today (HAN’t happen ina LGON TIM). this 1 takes place on a train, yall know wats like on a trian, sometime hooker get rifht up in yo face as fo change n shit n ure like “ID ONT SWING DAT WAY BAYB.”
hard i kno, but you gotta turn down dat manass unless you actually a pus puss who lookin for a good time in which case LOOK FOR CAOCAO (ALWAYS ON DA LSAT CARRIAGE CUZ DATS FOR DA PLAYAz).
so anyway FEW DAYZ AGO i was all like yo wassup train guarz imma be gettin on dat train right nao ok, fuck ur ticket machines BITCH!!!!! (do in chappell voice) so there was quick fite, you kno, and i ended up on tha train aftet i scream “MY DADDY SUE YOU!” which makes em go away, trust me.
so im onna train, all alone, about 7pm, just chillin wit ma homedogs (VIDEOCALLLLL), suddenly i realised this white fuck (fuckin hate fuckin whities) was starin at caocao from across the fuckin carriage, he woulnt stop lookin, so I just pretended he wasnt there. anyway i tell lke a funy ass joke to my friend on the line (fuckin call cost me $45, so expenive but worth it for 10 mins of fun!), anyway he laughed too!!!! WHAT THE FUCL? so few stops later he’s MOVIN SEATS to sit behind me, den he PUTS HIS ARM ON THE BACK OF THE CHAIR< WHAT THE FUC:????? man he was creepin caocao the fuck out, then FO NO REAZON, just says “ISSSS THIS WAITARARA IS T IT IS ITTTT!?” fuckin scared me i said no its warrarwee or wahrangoo or whatever the fuck, he calmed down and stfu.
one moment ther was this other guy who walked past, the fucklin WHITIE said “HEY <AN” to him for no reason, obviously lost. anyway he kept lovin me, so its obvious he reads the blog and likes my shit, fuckin nuts, this guy is all up in the place, its ilike a 2am clock out session in my back yard boulevard if you get my meaning. fuckin nuts,
DON”T BE FAMOUSE IF YOU CANT TAKE THE STALKRZ, rule no, 1 guys, always think of that when you tryin to be a muso.
anyway, my youtube vid of the week is as fucklin follows:
FUNNY AS FRUCK!!!!
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