so 1st thing’z 1st, caocao wanna be talkin to yall bout his TRUE Sh*t, the real lyfe stuff i aint never told cha. caocao actually writes a new song at least once every TWO DAYS MAHFUCKAZ, heaps o them i like, so i keep them in a big ass book. anyway i bring dem to my man HUNKTY he be all like ‘son chu gotta keep dese for a rainy day, den chu can finally bring em out of retirement and unleash em on da world” so imma be all like das cool man imma do dat den he told me he wold foldmat my shit or sometgin i was like fuk u nig*a dont chu be touchin it den he was like nah dawg dats just how ch’all make it look prezentable n shit. so yesterdya we finallly got dis shit workin and imm all like cho hunkty when we gonna get this dhit goin to 2 da public day gon wanna hear it he sed soon boi soon.
SO widout furthrer adyou, imma hit you wit THE SONGBOOK OF CAO – dis is a list of all the good songs I finished writing in the last t2 years which yall dont kno bout, they in the order they was wroten, aint no mixtape o these yet or anythin but imma hit yall up when i find a place for em
The Songbook of Cao
- Niggaz
- It’s Just Rap
- Don’t Let My Water Break
- Sell Me Your Money
- Where Are You, Nancy Sinatra?
- A Trip to the Fourth Avenue Cafe
- Bang Bang (You’re Not Black)
- Where the Bloody Fuck Are Ya?
- My Room
- Ms. Daniels Don’t Preach (I’m in Love)
- Kid Cunti Diss
- Caoin’ Out
- All About How (Song for Your Ex-GF)
- Who’s That Girl? (Body Rocker)
- Why You Bein’ Me?
- Google Searches
- Southside Niggaz
- Level 4 Homosexual
- Then I Saw Remy’d
- I Heart Cao Cao
- Remylicious Definition (Make Them Boyz Go Loco)
- Copycat
- Stompin’ on Dem Biblez
- Playa Hatin’ on My Shit
- Transvestite on Halloween
- Ode to Marion (Lungshot Niggaz)
- Lazy Richard
- Anecdotes (Shells Fly By)
- Bitches n’ Ho’s
- Remy’dance with Me
- Sinatra on My Mind (Dope Beats)
- Jomies (Lefit Shit)
- Remy’duece Poppi
- I Love Collages
- Pop a Fuckin’ Aneurysm
- My Black Friends
- The Luxembourg Song
- It Ain’t Black Unless it’s Alwhite
- Kidz
- Ku Klux Klan Niggaz
- Bitch-Ass-Nigga
- When Remy Loved Me
- Chair Flippaz
- Today
- Kang Dong Hee (You’re Alone with Me)
- Love
- Accidents Happen (When You’re in Love)
- Emancipation
- The Achilles Heal (Tear Me Up, Buttercup)
- Dead
- Dope Shit!
- Ms. Daniels Don’t Take Ur Love 2 Town
- Fuckin’ Cuntkickin’ Testeticklin’
- General Cowpoke
- Guns for Goya (written with and featuring White Knights)
- Negroid Hate Rock
- Corporate Empowerment
- The Remy’dorange Song
- Present the Knowledge to His Students
- Heath Ledger Self-Prostitution
- Tricks for My Ho’
- Middle Finger (In Memory of Magic)
- Remy’d, I Want You (In Me)
- God, I’m So Fucking Black (written with and featuring Treyzon)
- Expectations
- What’s Pornography Ever Done to You?
- Eating Pussy (Lesbian Hermione)
- It’s Only Clowntown
- Ur a Fagatoni
- Fuck a Duck (Mysterious Beatz)
- No Porn for Fags Here
- Dick Got Bigger
- God’s Country
- And Where the Fuck Was You? (Song for Remy’d)
- The Heat
- Rat Poison in the Garbage (God is in the Details)
- It’s Only the Fourth Avenue
- Blacks Rule
- Wish I Was You (Remy’dick)
- TGIF
- Cherry Blossoms (written with and featuring Treyzon)
- Ladies Night (Bling)
- I Feel
- I am Black Under My Toenails
- It’s All Elementary
- I Don’t Feel (written with and featuring Hunkty Krunkty)
- Fuck That Shit
- At Home in Shalom
- Big Gay
- My Girlfriend Called Me Lesbian (Does That Mean No Tongue?)
- The Flipside
- Fishing Party Ass Music
- Just a Young Black Stray
- RIP
- Ain’t Nothin’ But a C-Thang
- Madcap Comedy (All I’ve Got Are My Funny Skitz)
- Universal Jumping Castle
- Nonstop Black (All Day Long)
- What am I Doing on This Side of Town?
- Fecal Happiness
- All I Ever Wanted!
- I’ve Got Niggaz on tha Mind
- PrankGays.net
- There’s Black Inside Us All (Scat Black Turdz)
- What the Fuck? (Remy’donk)
- Hot Sex (written with and featuring Treyzon)
- When Can I Expect Ur Cycle?
- Black on Black Hate Crime in My House
- Cholos in the Evening
- There’s Love Inside Us All (New Wave Ironic)
- Dancing Naked in the Rain with Sheri Moon
- Hollywood
- Who’s Yo Fave Girl?
- Azure
- That Nigga Outta tha Game
- Midnight Trippin’
- Lovers
- Vagina Monologues (Songs from Paradise)
- Stalker on My Train
- Fuck Whites
- When’d You Last See Your Gynaecologist?
- The Age Ol’ Question
- Hand-Crafted Fecal Paradise
- Blafrican Storiez
- Homophobia (A Tribute)
- What’s My IQ Again?
- iCum (Miley Pus-Puss)
- Straddling Japan (Wearing the Pants in the Relationship)
anywayz as yall can see dis shit is pretty tight its all up in ma FACE so much crap i wrote in tha last 18 months! imma hopefully get this shit to yall someday, othewise imma use some of it to make an album, how dope will dat shiz be!!???????/??!//111/??/!11//?////??/111//1??? 11/2.045=834x
next post imma hit yall with some recent LYFSTORIEZ!!!!!! yall aint heard nOTGIn yet untill i unleash DESE BEASTS of integrity fuckin upon yo VERY EARSZ 9or eyes9
much luv 4rm yo boi CAO CAO
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