ok so basically universal hate me now becuz i told the manager see eh oh guy that i wanted to jump up and down horizontally with his daughter ina warm lil showr, he told me i was a ‘deviant’ (wat da FUCK i dont like men) then kick me and hunkty out which sucked cuz hunkty didn’t wanna leave he was almost done with his new album watevs imma just make my own record label now fuck emi n shiz

also everyone was like tomy where yo blog at for all this time well suckas guess what, Univesal dint fuckin tell me when i signed that if I was wit them i COULDNT HAVE MY OWN BLOG EITHER i would just have a shitty website where some other guy wrote shuit for me what da fuck yall know tommy only write for tommy bitch ass niggaz, dont need no fuckin FAKEYZ. like that time in richy’s streeet when we was plantin fake million dollar letters in all da mailboxes then that old fag lady walked out and looked and was like “OHhhhHHhhHhHhhHhH” and had a hard attack me n richy was laughin like FUCK but then the popo came.  i told em it was richy of course now he’s servin 7 in a max security cuz of a paperwork fuck up.  last i heard his anus had been torn out three times, funny how shit turns out like that.  he’ll be out in a few, hopefully we can hang when he back.

wonder if they jus replaced richy’s ass with a pussy, now that I think about it.  he always was one anyways

CLIP O DA WEEEEEEEEEK is back too, dont be forgettin dat:

actually, cuz i been gone, here’s a few more for the last few weekz:

fuckyeah

SO widout furthrer adyou, imma hit you wit THE SONGBOOK OF CAO – dis is a list of all the good songs I finished writing in the last t2 years which yall dont kno bout, they in the order they was wroten, aint no mixtape o these yet or anythin but imma hit yall up when i find a place for em

The Songbook of Cao

• Niggaz
• It’s Just Rap
• Don’t Let My Water Break
• Sell Me Your Money
• Where Are You, Nancy Sinatra?
• A Trip to the Fourth Avenue Cafe
• Bang Bang (You’re Not Black)
• Where the Bloody Fuck Are Ya?
• My Room
• Ms. Daniels Don’t Preach (I’m in Love)
• Kid Cunti Diss
• Caoin’ Out
• All About How (Song for Your Ex-GF)
• Who’s That Girl? (Body Rocker)
• Why You Bein’ Me?
• Google Searches
• Southside Niggaz
• Level 4 Homosexual
• Then I Saw Remy’d
• I Heart Cao Cao
• Remylicious Definition (Make Them Boyz Go Loco)
• Copycat
• Stompin’ on Dem Biblez
• Playa Hatin’ on My Shit
• Transvestite on Halloween
• Ode to Marion (Lungshot Niggaz)
• Lazy Richard
• Anecdotes (Shells Fly By)
• Bitches n’ Ho’s
• Remy’dance with Me
• Sinatra on My Mind (Dope Beats)
• Jomies (Lefit Shit)
• Remy’duece Poppi
• I Love Collages
• Pop a Fuckin’ Aneurysm
• My Black Friends
• The Luxembourg Song
• It Ain’t Black Unless it’s Alwhite
• Kidz
• Ku Klux Klan Niggaz
• Bitch-Ass-Nigga
• When Remy Loved Me
• Chair Flippaz
• Today
• Kang Dong Hee (You’re Alone with Me)
• Love
• Accidents Happen (When You’re in Love)
• Emancipation
• The Achilles Heal (Tear Me Up, Buttercup)
• Dead
• Dope Shit!
• Ms. Daniels Don’t Take Ur Love 2 Town
• Fuckin’ Cuntkickin’ Testeticklin’
• General Cowpoke
• Guns for Goya (written with and featuring White Knights)
• Negroid Hate Rock
• Corporate Empowerment
• The Remy’dorange Song
• Present the Knowledge to His Students
• Heath Ledger Self-Prostitution
• Tricks for My Ho’
• Middle Finger (In Memory of Magic)
• Remy’d, I Want You (In Me)
• God, I’m So Fucking Black (written with and featuring Treyzon)
• Expectations
• What’s Pornography Ever Done to You?
• Eating Pussy (Lesbian Hermione)
• It’s Only Clowntown
• Ur a Fagatoni
• Fuck a Duck (Mysterious Beatz)
• No Porn for Fags Here
• Dick Got Bigger
• God’s Country
• And Where the Fuck Was You? (Song for Remy’d)
• The Heat
• Rat Poison in the Garbage (God is in the Details)
• It’s Only the Fourth Avenue
• Blacks Rule
• Wish I Was You (Remy’dick)
• TGIF
• Cherry Blossoms (written with and featuring Treyzon)
• Ladies Night (Bling)
• I Feel
• I am Black Under My Toenails
• It’s All Elementary
• I Don’t Feel (written with and featuring Hunkty Krunkty)
• Fuck That Shit
• At Home in Shalom
• Big Gay
• My Girlfriend Called Me Lesbian (Does That Mean No Tongue?)
• The Flipside
• Fishing Party Ass Music
• Just a Young Black Stray
• RIP
• Ain’t Nothin’ But a C-Thang
• Madcap Comedy (All I’ve Got Are My Funny Skitz)
• Universal Jumping Castle
• Nonstop Black (All Day Long)
• What am I Doing on This Side of Town?
• Fecal Happiness
• All I Ever Wanted!
• I’ve Got Niggaz on tha Mind
• PrankGays.net
• There’s Black Inside Us All (Scat Black Turdz)
• What the Fuck? (Remy’donk)
• Hot Sex (written with and featuring Treyzon)
• When Can I Expect Ur Cycle?
• Black on Black Hate Crime in My House
• Cholos in the Evening
• There’s Love Inside Us All (New Wave Ironic)
• Dancing Naked in the Rain with Sheri Moon
• Hollywood
• Who’s Yo Fave Girl?
• Azure
• That Nigga Outta tha Game
• Midnight Trippin’
• Lovers
• Vagina Monologues (Songs from Paradise)
• Stalker on My Train
• Fuck Whites
• When’d You Last See Your Gynaecologist?
• The Age Ol’ Question
• Hand-Crafted Fecal Paradise
• Blafrican Storiez
• Homophobia (A Tribute)
• What’s My IQ Again?
• iCum (Miley Pus-Puss)
• Straddling Japan (Wearing the Pants in the Relationship)

anywayz as yall can see dis shit is pretty tight its all up in ma FACE so much crap i wrote in tha last 18 months!  imma hopefully get this shit to yall someday, othewise imma use some of it to make an album, how dope will dat shiz be!!???????/??!//111/??/!11//?////??/111//1??? 11/2.045=834x

next post imma hit yall with some recent LYFSTORIEZ!!!!!! yall aint heard nOTGIn yet untill i unleash DESE BEASTS of integrity fuckin upon yo VERY EARSZ 9or eyes9

much luv 4rm yo boi CAO CAO

hitmebackjust2chattrulyurzurbiggestfagdisiscaocao

anyway first thing imma hit chu wit is some tracklists and song lyrics n shi, just 2 get back inda swign fo thing, then imma tell yall where i breen frontin the last milennia (HINT: not wit no beyonce pus-puss, fuck no yall!) then after that, like two weeks from now chu finally gon hear some o my EARCUM!  me n hunkty bin workin on shit a bit, but im focussed on educationamarins (I KNO RITE?) n then i bin doin stuff solo a lot, PLUS i got a new music collabo here at uni, FUZZY GUMDROP DUNLOP LOVERS, but datll be in another post.  N-yway niggaz be openin dey carborator wide for a whole thick load o shit later tonight, imma drop yall a blackline on shit i ben doin since yall ben without CAO.

hitmebackjusttochattrulyyoursyourbiggestfanthisiscaoCAO

BEATZ UNDA CONSTRUKSHON MARK 2222222222222!!!!!!!!!!

hard i kno, but you gotta turn down dat manass unless you actually a pus puss who lookin for a good time in which case LOOK FOR CAOCAO (ALWAYS ON DA LSAT CARRIAGE CUZ DATS FOR DA PLAYAz).

so anyway FEW DAYZ AGO i was all like yo wassup train guarz imma be gettin on dat train right nao ok, fuck ur ticket machines BITCH!!!!! (do in chappell voice)  so there was quick fite, you kno, and i ended up on tha train aftet i scream “MY DADDY SUE YOU!”  which makes em go away, trust me.

so im onna train, all alone, about 7pm, just chillin wit ma homedogs (VIDEOCALLLLL), suddenly i realised this white fuck (fuckin hate fuckin whities) was starin at caocao from across the fuckin carriage, he woulnt stop lookin, so I just pretended he wasnt there.  anyway i tell lke a funy ass joke to my friend on the line (fuckin call cost me $45, so expenive but worth it for 10 mins of fun!), anyway he laughed too!!!! WHAT THE FUCL?  so few stops later he’s MOVIN SEATS to sit behind me, den he PUTS HIS ARM ON THE BACK OF THE CHAIR< WHAT THE FUC:?????  man he was creepin caocao the fuck out, then FO NO REAZON, just says “ISSSS THIS WAITARARA IS T IT IS ITTTT!?” fuckin scared me i said no its warrarwee or wahrangoo or whatever the fuck, he calmed down and stfu.

one moment ther was this other guy who walked past, the fucklin WHITIE said “HEY <AN” to him for no reason, obviously lost.  anyway he kept lovin me, so its obvious he reads the blog and likes my shit, fuckin nuts, this guy is all up in the place, its ilike a 2am clock out session in my back yard boulevard if you get my meaning.  fuckin nuts,

DON”T BE FAMOUSE IF YOU CANT TAKE THE STALKRZ, rule no, 1 guys, always think of that when you tryin to be a muso.

anyway, my youtube vid of the week is as fucklin follows:

FUNNY AS FRUCK!!!!

anyway im been gettin sum emails about my blog n shit and pppl askin me why i dont be doin my YOTUBE CLIP O DA WEEK anymore, and wy i dont tell my storiez n shit, funny stuffs.  beasically i been workin with HUNKTY so hardkor that i havent had much time to put my non-musical thoughts together.  i have so many previoews here for yoall it aint even funny, i mean i have so many previews here, and i get a music boner for all of them when I press play, but i really wanna make my audio debut for you guys somethin special.  my mixtape tracklist is slightly different now, we got some new sutff which had to make it in becuz of recent news and stuff, so we’ll tell you about that soon!  also, get ready for a MINI INTERVIEW with HUNKTY HIMSELF here soon!!

so basically whenever i was in tha studio rockin out n shit i was thinkin DAMN NIGGAZ I NEED TO BE GETTIN MY SHIT OUT THERE STILL, thinkin bout you guys all alone n it was a total BONERKILL.  like those times when you think about how fkcen hot ms doubrfire looked when you was a kid den you was told she was a fcen man (WHY WAS THERE A DRESS THEN!>>>?)  so i figured i better get back here and start talkin to yall again with some STORIEZ n CLIP O DA WEEKS an shit.

my absolut CLIP O DA WEEK, dis gurl can really wrap.  i mean if she was without man i would california roll her coin purse until she was broked, then we’d handstand sum cymbals with her tongue inside my clavichord while i injected my finger at ten speed rotations into her exhaust pipe(s).  right after we’d hit a lil bit o tocuhy touchy, den I re-errupt my vesuveus so that i can burn all her villages with molten lava which would really fire up her express postage slips.  if you know what i mean.

also, if yall wanna send sum messages of condolenses to LIL’ WEEZY, drop em in da comments, i can get em right to him for ya!!!  we been listen to rebirth around the offices all week, its great, best album in last few months, 2010 may haves it weinner of music!!!

oh and soon i wanna talk to y’all about fUzZy GuMdRoP dUnLoP lOvE, my new music collective!  imma introduce you to dose homies soon, thats somethin different to my music here for y;all, and so it deseres a little diffen topci postment.

my next post wil be the frst in a new series; STORIEZ FROM THA STUDIO, which will be released constantly now while we record my alum!!  so much funny shitz happenin while were recording dis badboy, so i think its best if I keep yall up to date and immortalise my epic moments!!

catch yall on THA FLIPSIDE.  hitmebackjusttochattrulyyoursyourbiggestfanthisiscaocao.

i be back later with my album cover.  r.i.p. all those who fell to this demon.

Never Too Late (We Haitian)

(verse 1)
Caocao wake up, it’s dark outside
It’s a brand new day and the sun is dry
All I want now is to hit the pool
But the neighbours is callin’ me fool
I gotta make a B-line to the TV room
Hit this up, gotta be at school soon
It’s only one love baby, that’s all we need
But what I see in Haiti makes my mind bleed
We got people trapped under dozens of rocks
Children walking on needles without no socks~
But then I think we can take them home

(chorus)
It’s  a time for you to open your hearts
It’s a time for your pockets to start
When the world falls down you know who to turn to
We’ve got all the power to make that change
Let’s save the world, it’s never too late
No time for a cruise vacation~
We Haitian…

(verse 2)
We got kids survivin’ on urine
Magic beans that look like humans
Aid workers who goin’ in to get aids
PNO Cruises stoppin’ the parade
I’m talkin’ ’bout common decency here, live and let live
We’ve got the money people, come on lets give

(chorus)

(interlude)
There are, children dying
If you care enough for the living
Make a better place for you and for me
For you and for me
(Thankyou, Michael)

(verse 3)
They got more than we do going down
Why can’t you take an hour off your trip to town
will.i.am blacked his eye with a pea
What more can the world see?
Floating bodies in the Bering Sea
Young boy that survived, who will he be?
There’s talk of Travolta flying in his X-wing jet
Let me tell you, I don’t think we’ll ever forget
The site of a fat bald pilot with Scientology priests
Waving goodbye as they return home to their feasts
What we need is civil action, simple and plain
Let me hear you donate like tears in the rain

(chorus x2)

(outro)
It’s never too late to live
Never too late to love
Never too late to give
And you’ll only ever climb up above
We Haitian?

so there chu have it, new shiz from yo boy caocao, erupting in a glorious rainbow of earbabies (the song was the earcum).  anywayz as an ADDED insentive fo you to donat, imma reveal it here, RIGHT NOW, my ALUBM COVER!!!  offical art this stuff is LEFIT!  chu wana buy it now I think yall better be FRONTIN, because its still a way offff.  but BEATZ UNDA CONSTRUKSHON, imma show you some new hits REAL SOON, got the beat RIGHT HERE on my compy.

Caocao - All Those Fags I Hated (I'mma Fuckin' Kill Them)

anyways i had some time to think over my rivalry with remy’d, and MARK MY WORDS I WILL STILL FUC THAT CHOLO UP!  but now i dont wanna hurt him no mo, just wanna hit im wit my words, only real niggaz is man enough to do this with rap!  so now its gon be a musical rivalry, we gon go 1-on-1, mano-e-mano, vis-a-vis, tete-a-tete, and bitches is gon bleed.  in the ears.  tommy caocao be caoin it fast n hard like chu dont kno.

anyway i actually HAVE audio sample, just havent mastered it yet, gonna be doing that soon so I can get it up here real quick,  but before den imma hit chu wit lyrics to track 12 from my mixtape, this shit is “Faggitz”.  probably the hardest song i ever wrote, i have been working ndis 1 for quite a while now, had to get hunkty to edit some lyricz for me becuz i couldnt quite owrk it all out.  anyway BOIZ N GIRLS no more further adieu imma hit chu wit a FAGGET oR 2!

actually before i start, just gotta tell you where dis boi came from – when i was listenin to MORE THAN  A FEELING by boston i was iagining how cool it would be to sample the chorus or on eof the solos, but in the end i thought it would be cooler just to implement some of the ideas into my own song.  so this is where the song comes from, it is in a way more than da feeling!

(verse 1)
More than you ever got from your man
More than you ever heard from lil’ Dan
You’ve got an anus on the left side of your face
And all I want is to be part of the black race
So I rape the neighbour and hit juvie hall
Take a bitch by the wayside while we play ball
This shit’s more than a feeling, it’s something good
Something different, something new, Norwegian wood
My birds have flown, only a backdraft left now
I’ve only got hammers, those Chinks are bereft of Mao
It’s like a midnight red scare, Commies all up in da place
Then Shrek comes and gives me mouth to mouth in my poo-place
But I’ve got golden suns right above my head, I know the world is mine, me and Hunkty break bread

(chorus)
It’s more than a feeling~
When I hear that old song they used to play
(It’s more than a feeling~)
I begin dreaming~
(More than a feeling!)
‘Till I see Marianne walk away~

(verse 2)
(I see my Remy’d walkin’ away…)
So many years since it felt like it was 2010
So many faggetz changed their minds to like men
All I’m here for is to show you I’m just a boy
Only difference I take it to the limit like McCoy
Here to change the colour on your mood-ring
Rihanna and me hit the bottle like a dick king
All we got left is the shape of a beanstalk prick
Send my boy out to market he comes back with no stick
I find the most decent way to lose track is eat dick
Hear me Remy’d, we down and we fightin’
I’m like De Niro, you using Stallone writing
Put yourself in a corner and can’t come back no more
I’mma tap you out, your girl gon’ find it funny
I’mma kick yo ass back to Philly where its always sunny

(chorus)

(interlude)
She (she) wants (wants)
Wants something else from me!
She (she) sees (sees)
Sees something good in me
All that I’m feelin’…
All that I’m dealing
All that I want from far down the wire…
Rearranging deck-chairs on the Titanic, bitch
‘Cause…

(chorus)

(verse 3)
So then you say that Caocao not your man no more
We gonna have to go hit the Guidos up on Jersey Shore
What time you wanna meet me outside your place tomorrow
Don’t forget to lay out those panties yo girls let you borrow
I really try and keep my wholesome shit fresh
Let’s buy this wholesale then we can  see Bangladesh
I only know faggetz as long as they livin’
Age-old excuses while running’s a given
What more can I ask for from a bunch of straight gays
Than a hot mamacita who’ll last for eight days
Eight ways to lose faith in my heart
I only ever want the truth about Cao in the dark
Maybe if you get your finger out of your ass
You’ll learn how to shut the fag up and just ask
Niggaz want more from Cao, they trippin’
The only thing on my mood-ring is Peter Griffin
Fatass horseshit is obviously queer
Getting rammed up the backside’s my greatest fear
Faggetz to my left, Remy’d to my right, which way is up when the world so tight?

(chorus x2)

(outro, until fade)
CAOCAO.  2010.  ALL THOSE FAGS.
Don’t ask me for more, all I’ll give you is ass!
Stop asking niggaz for a phone call!
Why do you keep hatin’!?
Blackout up in this place
Hunkty!
Treyzon!
Caocaochords!
Shady!
Pennant Hills C’MON

caocao be hittin chu back 2morro with sumthin NEWWWWWW!!!

guess what: ITS MY FIRST EVER AUDIO SAMPLEZ!! cant wait to show it off, gonna be crazy up int dis oplace!!  plus soon my ALBUM COVERRR!!

BEATZ UNDA CONSTRUKSHON!!

anyway, before i hit u wit the trackliust, i should proabbly explain some of the stuff that led to this new mixtape being the way it is – basically, after Remy’d raped me, I sat in my bed crying for a few days pretty hardcore, because it remind caocao of when his girl left him, except this time it hurt me to my soul instead of my loinz.  but then one day chu wake up and chu relealise that life aint so bad witout dis person, and dat you is still breavin and still livin life large to its fullest wit chor niggers.  so you stand up and say “Hey, y’know what, fuck you Remy’d, I’mma hit dem niggaz back!”

dis is what happened to caocao, realose he gotta fight the fuck BACK!  so now i throw my first mixtape, which was like 50% written anyway, and now started on this new one, which s pretty hard in comparrsin (ford).  audio demos from the takes wit HUNKty gonna be released in Jan.

All Those Fags I Hated (I’mma Fuckin’ Kill Them)

1. If God Hated Caocao (Intro)
2. Anal Bleeding Connotations
3. One More Shot
4. Clokked Out
5. Bully for You (feat. Eminem)
6. He Raped Me Like We Was Brokeback
7. 19mm Parabellum Cock
8. I’mma Fuckin’ Kill Them (feat. Treyzon)
9. Hunkin’ n’ Krunkin’ (feat. Hunkty Krunkty)
10. Ain’t Got No Clothes (Can’t Afford That Shit)
11. And You Love Him
12. Faggetz
13. All on the Thirteenth (feat. Leona Lewis)
14. Remy’dick (Remy’diss)
15. Cunt Punching (Droppin’ B’s in There) (feat. Hunkty Krunkty)
16. Murder Boner (feat. Game, Ludacris, Hunkty Krunkty & Snoop Dogg)
17. Heaven Got a Caocao (Outro)
18. Cock, Tornadoes and Bullshits (Freestyle) bonus track
19. I Will Always Love You 2010 (w/ Whitney Houston & Hunkty Krunkty) bonus track
20. Hidin’ n’ Seekin’ (feat. Imogen Heap) bonus track
21. It’s 2:27 bonus track

there chu go, CAOCAO be BACK!  ain’t never gonna let me die, dey can try but dey can’t stop me.  HUNKTY be savin’ my ass at all corners, i know i can make it this time. any Q’s about the tracklist, or requests for lyrics early, shout out in ma commentz!

anyway lets get lyricals; Ain’t Got No Clothes (Can’t Afford That Shit) was inspired by the feelins dat came in  to caocao when he saw michael jackson die and then heard Will You be There? while he died, so i felt all emotional.  then remy’d fucked me over and now those feelins is back, s o i let them out in dis track.  gotta be faithful!

(verse 1)
What more can you want when its Caocao on high?
Everybody else knows I hit the notes, then go fly
Everybody got me down, they take more than they need
Can’t you give me dignity, let me sit and bleed
Emo pop rock jock strap cock lock is hard
I gotta defuse this shit in some kinda naked retard
So easy to dump a load then run a mile
Breakin’ rules right here, but I never defile
4am and I dunno what to do wit Caocao
I run a mile on electricity before I hit Cao Cao
Nobody find my love muscle, its dead
Nobody ask about Remy, his ass red
Take him to another place, jerk him off
Touch the bottom of his feet, his sweat soft
Magic city men run me into the ground
While I buy the Blu-ray of Naked Dog Pound
Realise my pants is gone, hit up a lad store
Ain’t got no money left, my feets is sore
(HIT ME!)

(chorus)
I can’t afford dat shit
Dunno which way is up or down, left or right
Can’t afford no compass
Dunno what goes on over the skin
Can’t afford no clothes
Dunno how to stop your heart beating
Can’t afford no gun
Dunno how to pronounce your name
Can’t shoot you dead
Because all I want is to remove what’s inside your head

(verse 2)
I was livin’ large, Remy’d up and ready to go
Till I took off my clothes and that boy said no
Sure I may be asking a lot of a straight man
But what I really want is pussy to hit the fan
Why can’t he see, I feel the same way as you
I just wanna bang ladies and have a threeway too
Its all part of the fame monster, Gaga sample
Because I know I’m caught in a bad romance
With a hot little Asian boy stuck in my pants
And a lovely senorita who really wants to dance
And media accusations of a Caocao-Remy bromance
But all I’ve been calling for has come to light
They know we beefin’, we gonna have to fight
Why can’t you just tell me the truth instead of lying
Jokes about unprofessional left me crying
Always know how to crack me up
Fuck me up, shoot me up then fill me up
My tears are falling at 5 centimetres per second, I’m dying

(chorus)

(bridge)
HE A BOY, HE A BOY
What I need is a man
HE A TOY, HE A TOY
What I need is a dance
WE DRESS UP, WE DRESS UP
Clothes disguise who we are
EYES WIDE SHUT, EYES WIDE SHUT
Thanks for stealing my heart

(verse 3)
What are you looking at, think I’m a fag?
I can take those accusations without being a man
Take me to court if you don’t like my style
I’ve got shit to make me bigger when I wanna smile
High as an air balloon, takin’ me to the top
All I’ve got is a dick that is red when hot
They call my lyrics senseless, I got nothin’ to say
They say I killed my cousin, I say that they gay
Back to court again next month, I know I’m a killer
But all I really want is to go to Manilla
Drop off my old girlfriend and go to the clubs
Find a hot pair of tits and lub’ myself up
Remy could have been there with me, he’s on a trip
That boy knows that he gon’ change his name to Remy’dick
If only I could afford plane fairs, this life is a drag
Too bad my dawgs balls don’t sag
(SLAP MAH FRO!)

(chorus x2)

CAOCAO GOIN’ HOME
FOLLOWIN’ THE LIGHT
I CAN SEE THE WAY, SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN
THEY CALLIN’ ME, WANNA REACH OUT TO ME
SO CLOSE… Yet I can’t quite make it…
Love you forever… hate you in Heaven…

anywayz just a head;s up, as some of you may have heard i hooked up with a producer via universal recently, he’s really underground and hes a bit of a weirdo, but overall we’re gettin’ along.  goes by the name o HUNKTY (the fuckin’) KRUNKTY.  in 2002 he released a mixtape called Krunkty Kountry, which had some pretty dpe beatz on there, but he never got picekd up as a professional rapper, so he jut a producer now, but he’s really great.  he worked on some stuff a while back wit DJ Green Lantn, also a couple of other Shadyville artists i cant talk about because id be breachin some contractz.  anyway his carerr began in ’99 when he wrote, produced n performed the “DK Rap” for nintendo game donkey king, that led to him really hittin tha radar, so he was asked to do some other advertisements n stuff, thgey didnt work out, which led to the mixtape and his manager recommendin he do producin instead.

here’s a interview with him in the studio in 2002, and also interviews wit people from product line, dude from streeet etc – this is from the 2002 DVd docomentary “Under tha Ground There’s a Thang Called Rap”.

pretty dope stuff right therr, but please note his manager, pipp, died recently.  rip dude.  also that lil’ ripper guy was never heard from again, apparently went to rehab n shit.  but yeah HUNKTY still around boiz, and he here to stay.  he be producin my mixtape, All Those Fags I Hated (I’mma Fuckin’ Kill Them) as we speak, he lookin over some beat ideas i had, puttin that together, gettin the song (He Raped Me Like We Was Brokeback) into shipshape in time for more intense recordin next week before xmas.  basically i record stuff hre in my home studio and also in universal sydney’s studio, and we send it to santee, cali for hunkty to look at and work on.  good times.

however, not all good – recently came to caocao’s attention that some SHIT new song is on the radio, sampling fucking IMOGEN HEAP’s hide & seek.  FUCK THAT SHIT this fucker JASON DERUDO be STEALING caocao’s stuff now.  basically that guy talked to EMI about a week after I was talkin to them about songs for my first mixtape, showed em a demo from a track called “Hidin’ n’ Seekin’” which was me n imogen heap, they didnt like it too much cuz i refused to basterdise the song and make it mostly rap, so they kicked me out and i left my tape there or somethin.  they told me dis JASON guy was gonna audition soon as well, apparently he went there, heard the tape and then STOLE IT before warner signed him.  FUCL DAT SHIT DERULO get da fuck out o the industry if you gon be stealin caoca’s brainbabies den rapin’ em and claimin’ deir newborns is your own.  get a life.  if you sample katy perry i swear i’mma fuckin’ kill you.  anyway Hidin’ n’ Seekin’ might appear on a mixtape later or somethin as a bonus.

tomorrow i’mma hit you back wit tha tracklist from the mixtape, also the lyrics to another song i’m working on, “Ain’t Got No Clothes (Can’t Afford That Shit)”.

catch ya’all on tha FLIPSIDE!!

the cover will be up here within the next two weeks, caocao be takin’t his shit to new lvlz be ready for it all dwagz when it take chu on it will be HARD AND FAST.  my other mixtape will then be returned to in like a few months or so when i am done with dis, but first I need to get this shit out of my system.

next week more lyrics form the tape’ll hit, plus the tracklist.  anyway catchya later niggaz jiot em back just 2 chat truly yours chuir biggest fan dis is horatio inglesias.  just kiddin is caocao.

All Those Fags I Hated (I’mma Fuckin’ Kill Them) – mixtape realeasin Q1 2010 bitchez.